Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!

For those of us who are seeking any and every excuse to have a drink or two extra this festive season, do remember this:

Alcohol does not make you FAT!

In fact, in sufficient quantities, alcohol can make you LEAN.

Yes, LEAN!!!!!

Lean against walls, car door, telephone booth, and even floors (any floor), but most significantly,

Alcohol makes you lean against beautiful people, who at first may look truly and genuinely ugly!

Enjoy but be safe!

kk